Monday, September 10, 2007

A VERY un-politically-correct joke ...

You'll have to blame my friend Ken for this ...

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a
virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss
ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which
he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have
heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled
tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with


Paul said...

LOL. Yes, the groom's innocence is funny ... but you should have seen me trying to read it. Out loud. It was a riot.

Cincy Diva said...

That was hysterical. I have got to tell that one at work.

Sorted Lives said...

That was great, thanks for my morning laugh

Rey a.k.a. "Mr. Secret" said...

Dud you hear that a lot of Japanese people have cataracts?

They also have Rincolns and Chevrorets...

Steven said...

Thanks for the morning chuckle! That must be some menu that they had if they are up to 69 items. ;-)

Darth Gateau said...

This doesn't really work so well in the UK - there are some differences between US humour and UK humour. You see, here number 69 is beef in oyster sauce with water chestnuts.
Not even smile humour

Matt said...

Rey - that was bad. But good.

Darth - perhaps I'm reading too much into your comment. Ohh, that's tacky. I like that.

Rey a.k.a. "Mr. Secret" said...

Haha... That joke always kills me.

Almost as much as "What do you say to three ugly, scary monsters?"

"Hello, hello, hello."

My 5 year old niece loves that one. Now you know my humor age level.

cb said...

So, SO wrong. So deliciously wrong! you know I'm going to steal this.

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