Monday, July 30, 2007

Okay, okay ... the Nuns/Cobblestones joke ...

A few people have e-mailed me about the nuns/cobblestones joke I mentioned in my Columbus post. So, here it is ... although I'm horrible at telling jokes when I'm put on the spot:


Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of Rome.

One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before".


The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones".


Thank you. I'm here all week.



(The perfection of this joke while I was in Columbus: My friend Linda was driving me and our friend Todd to a farmers' market for lunch, and didn't know the best way to get there from the office, so she kept asking Todd which exits, etc. to take ... and at one point mentioned, "I've never come this way before". I HAD to tell the joke at that point ... and I think we all peed a little)

12 comments:

Scott said...

I don't get it.

sue said...

youre kidding, right scott?

Matt said...

Scott, I hope you're kidding. I expect so much more from you.

Bicycles ... bumpy cobblestone streets ... slang terms for sexual release ...

Work with me Scott ...

Curtis said...

Now that's funny!

Darth Gateau said...

It's best if you tell/hear this one after a few beers. I have a very low humour threshold anyway so I can find a laugh/smut in virtually anything. Others need more help.
I'm still a little damp...

Scott said...

"sexual release"? Matt, you're so squeeky clean. :-)Hahaha!
Yes, of course I got it.
...and, Sue, I KNEW you would get it!

Scooter said...

I thought the joke had something to do with a penguin wearing a tuxedo...

LSL said...

Ok, fine, I had to read it twice, but I am kind of squeeky clean. Love it!

jo said...

I thought it was funny! But I understand nuns! LOL!

Have I told you lately how much I love you, cuz? It's funny that I got an email today from someone we were just talking about last night...how did that happen, I wonder? ;-) Thank you for cheering me up! You are the greatest!

Matt said...

Scott, if we get to meet while you're in Seattle, you'll find I ain't all that squeaky clean. I just try to keep things on here a little more ... ummm ... clean than in real life. It's a work hangover thing.

Claudia said...

Oh ya baby! I got it ;)
damn.. I don't own a bike.

Darth Gateau said...

you boys need to start having US blogger meets - it's already happenin' in Sydney and London...

Just how un-squeaky are you when you're not being squeaky clean. Intrigued...