Saturday, November 10, 2007

And now for something completely different, part 2 ...

I need silly humor these days:



A polar bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a gin .......................................................................................... and tonic.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The polar bear says, “I dunno, I’ve had them all my life.”



*ba-dum CHING*

7 comments:

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Two men walk into a bar, one had to get stitches but the other one wasn't hurt that bad!

Steven XD

Claudia said...

*perma grin here*

Claudia said...

Oh and I have just remembered this:
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

The white horse fell in the mud.

Scott said...

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under one arm. He walks up to the bartender and says: "I'll have a beer. Oh, and one for the road."

C'mon. how long did it take ya?

Scott said...

a termite walks into a bar and asks "is this bartender"?

Grooooaaaannnn.

Paul said...

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots of bourbon and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

Matt said...

Paul, THAT is funny!!!!! I'm gonna remember that one.