I'm stealing this from Chris and Kyle, just to post SOMETHING (since apparently some readers are getting irked by the length of time between postings). Play along, kids (everyone seems to adapt this one to their own tastes), and leave your answers in the comments:
How Long Have You Been Reading my blog?:
How Did You Get Here?:
What Can You See From Where You’re Sitting Right Now?
What one song (of any genre) could be your theme song?
What is the average flying speed of a swallow?
I'll do my damnedest to post something more substantial tomorrow ...