A word of advice: DO NOT have your 40th birthday on a Monday, unless you're taking the day off. It was brutal.
However, a couple of my team members disappeared for a while mid-morning and bought me this t-shirt (you may recall my post a few weeks back):
You, too can ride the SLUT soon ... for a price.
I endured a lot of jokes at work ... "Matt, if you can get your walker going and stay off the ventilator for a few minutes, can you come look at this?" ... "Wow, your eyesight really is shot if you came to work wearing THAT" ... "Is that a Depends in your pants or are you happy to see me?". Those people are all DEAD TO ME.
I was also taken out to a very cool lunch at the Kingfish Cafe (if you're ever in Seattle, you MUST go here ... preferrably for dinner. I had red beans and rice, and we shared a HUGE piece of Red Velvet Cake. Mmmmmm ... )
Scott bought me some nice things, and we made a nice dinner together.
So I survived. And I don't look a DAY over 40. (Well, okay ... ONE day ...)
14 comments:
so, now you're charging for rides? Wow! you ARE sexier! hehehe.
Wow. What did I give my boyfriend earlier this month for his birthday?... Why, a "Ride the S.L.U.T." t-shirt (among other things, of course)! Creepy that you were gifted the same thing!
The first time I wore my own "Ride the S.L.U.T." t-shirt out in public, I felt entirely naked. I wasn't prepared! But, still - such a wonderful purchase!
Well, Happy Birthday! I'm only a year and a half behind ya! Let me know how it is on that side of the wheelchair. :-)
Happy, Happy... next year for me...
40 is indeed the new 30 - which means I'm still enjoying m,y pseudo 20's! I'm enjoying this way of thinking.
Gents are like wine and get better with age so any extra fruity, full-bodiedness you nay accumulate from now on will actually make you more and more irresistable!
Hmm, We now know Darth is into the fruity types. :-)
Fruity types? I say, steady on!
Thanks, I'd like to. Is there a line? Or do we take a number?
This is obviously something new to me.
Yes Matt you are much sexier! Oh sorry let me try again. YES MATT YOU ARE MUCH SEXIER! CAN YOU SEE THIS BETTER? My bad! XD
Steven.
Judt think if Monday wasn't brutal. Then you would have thought everyone forgot about ya! ;-)
Glad you survived!
Glad you enjoyed your day, cuz!
Take me out to Kingfish you SLUT! :)
Happy Birthday Matt...you don't look 40 unless I look 30.
Happy 40th...just a little belated. Joe and I will be with you soon enough! Love the shirt. I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for one. I need to expand my church wardrobe a little.
I'm dying to comment on that SLUT t-shirt but I'm not going to touch this one! (no pun intended..well maybe a little);-)
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