April Fool's Day.

• Scott told me this morning that he had to throw away the toothpaste. He thought that adding food coloring to it would be a great prank. He decided this morning that he was wrong.


• Fake dead rat in the refrigerator.


• Fake severed head on the pile of clean folded towels.


• Two motion-activated screaming Halloween things hidden in my car. One didn't go off until I was already driving.


• I forgot the "Microwave Usage Tracking Form" that Scott made with my company's logo to post in the kitchen. Next year ...


• At our department meeting today, some people shared pictures of recent trips to Egypt and Thailand. I shared pictures of going to Auburn, Washington to get Joe Jetta repaired. This was the last picture: