Thursday, September 18, 2008

News From My Neighborhood

From the Central District News:

As the story goes, I came upon this “intruder” at 5:30 am this morning (in the Central District!) when I went outside IN THE PITCH BLACK to walk the puppy. He didn’t say anything, just kept smiling. I grabbed the dog (boyfriend is in New York and I am puppy sitting) and went 5 blocks away to Katy’s coffee until it got light, but when I went back, the “intruder” was still there – so, I called the police. Well, luckily before they arrived, I made my way closer and with it getting light out I realized – yes, someone put a life-size, cardboard cut-out of our dear friend George Bush! See the picture – I know you’d be scared too!!



5 comments:

A Lewis said...

holy smokes! I'd have run screaming like a little girl. That's pretty damned funny.

joe*to*hell said...

this person is dumb, right? i dont mean george - we already know that. but that the "person" didnt move or break the smile....

damn thats good. i need that cutout. where is it? can you get it?

Chris said...

I wonder why he didn't immediately feel that his neighborhood was ensafenated and enstrongered.

Palm Springs Savant said...

LOL that is hilarious. although I've been spooked before like that. I hate being home alone

Scooter said...

I wouldn't have called the police...I would have called an exorcist.